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Gosh, we sure looked so cool.

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It was so much fun, wasn't it?

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I can't wait to open up this new room
kit.

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What is new anyway?

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You know, honestly, I have no idea, but
you saw the booth. You saw how long that

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line was. Like, it must be good.

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The sign sure made it sound good, but
most of the words were in Japanese, and

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the few words in English were infinite
bliss and lucky adventure.

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Who wouldn't want infinite bliss?

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Infinite list?

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I want infinite list.

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There's like this lube or oil.

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I think this is a cereal bowl.

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There's some sort of rubber thing.

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Okay, we need to find the, oh, the
instructions.

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Okay,

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what do we need to do?

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We need to learn how to read Japanese.

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Hey, isn't that old guy your big sister
dating into manga and anime and all that

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stuff? I bet he knows.

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Yeah, he's probably still in her bed.
She lets him sleep in when she goes to

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work.

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ask you for something?

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Yeah, just make it quick. I really gotta
buy the birthday present for yourself.

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Well, I have this new rocket, and we
can't understand the instructions, so we

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wanted to see if you could help us.

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Seriously, you're both the role of the
age of 18. Why would you buy something

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you don't know what it is?

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Well, the line was really long, and it
looked super cool.

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Yeah, and it said infinite bliss. I want
that.

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Besides, there's way more to Japanese
culture than anime.

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Japan is a country filled with millions
and millions of people with rich

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history. Why would you think just
because you hand someone a box they know

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it's for?

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Well, since you're so wise, old one, why
can't you just help us out then?

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Oh, fine.

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As long as you leave me alone after.

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Hmm.

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The picture seems to show that the Nuru
thing might be some kind of massage.

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I see someone lying down on a rubber
thing, which I guess is the mattress.

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Oh, is that what the rubber raft is for?

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Well, can we set it up here in case you
have any more questions?

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Yeah, since you're the wise one, please
help us.

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Well, fine.

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But you need to figure out your new
odyssey on your own.

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I'm a busy man.

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Okay.

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We're doing great so far. These pictures
really helped.

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Yeah, they did.

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Look at this.

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The pictures do show a guy, though.

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So, Seth, can you help us?

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It better not take too long.

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Okay, it clearly says right here,
because there's an X in the red over

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that you have to take your clothes off.

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Are you serious?

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You want me to get naked?

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How long is this going to take?

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Let me check the instructions.

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Uh -oh.

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It says we have to get undressed, too.

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Let me see that.

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Did you two look at this?

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Uh, I didn't know this massage was so
intimate.

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Intimate? Really?

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Intimate? This is downright risque,
okay? I really don't think we should be

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doing this.

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Oh, come on. We're grown women. I'm 20
and she's 19.

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Yeah, and I want to experience infinite
bliss.

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You're a connoisseur of Japanese
culture.

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Aren't you curious to find out what this
infinite bliss they promised truly

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means?

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It could be mind -blowing.

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Yeah, and honestly, the reason we have
to take our clothes off is probably

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because the mirror was sticky.

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Like, we don't want sticky clothes.

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Look, Seth, we're curious, and I'm sure
you are, too.

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Fine, fine, fine.

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Okay? Just, after this, leave me alone,
because that's what you're going to get

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for your sister.

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And don't you tell her.

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I don't want to get jealous.

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We promise.

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All

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right.

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I think I'll just lay down on here.

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Yeah.

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Face down, like the instructions say.

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Yes, follow the instructions.

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Okay.

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Should we get in here with you?

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That's the idea.

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Look how sticky.

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Ooh.

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Can we just rub it on his body?

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Yeah.

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Rub it on our body, too.

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It is sticky.

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And slimy.

100
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See, I told you this is why we had to
take our clothes off.

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It's hot, too.

102
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It feels so nice.

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It does.

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I've never done anything like this
before.

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Me neither.

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Of course not. You don't speak kanji.

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You want all of your body stuff?

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Just do what you.

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This ain't too bad.

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Look how gooey it is.

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This is so much fun.

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Yeah.

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Your ass is so nice.

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Thank you.

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Oh,

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this is crazy.

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Aren't you having fun?

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I kind of like it.

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We told you.

120
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You're so clumpy with us.

121
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It's just the way I am. Yeah.

122
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Must be why my sister likes you so much.

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My best quality.

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Do you think this is how your day was
going to go?

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No.

126
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Just looking for a gift.

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And I got a different kind of gift.

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Well, thanks for reading.

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That's slippery.

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It is.

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It's everywhere.

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Look how stringy it is.

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how much his butt is covered.

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Perfect.

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Another ending.

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How are you doing down there, Seth?

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I'm good.

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Thank you.

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Right here.

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pictures our sex on. Like we use our
pussies as massage tools.

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We're on a slippery slope, girls.

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One that some can't come back from.

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We're risking everything.

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We're about to marry your sister.

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This is a new thing.

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We may have opened Pandora's box.

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Look, it's been relaxing so far.

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And just like you, I feel in touch with
thousands of years of Japanese culture.

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We can't turn back now.

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And I do appreciate the experience of
other cultures.

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All right, fuck it. Let's do it!

152
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Thank you.

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It tastes good, too.

154
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That tastes so good.

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Oh, yes.

156
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Oh, shit.

157
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Oh, fuck.

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Oh,

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my God.

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Do you like that sound? Oh, yeah.

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Thank you.

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I'm not feeling it.

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Thank you.

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00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,040
Thank you.

165
00:34:05,230 --> 00:34:06,230
Thank you.

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00:34:36,429 --> 00:34:37,429
Hello.

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Thank you.

168
00:40:19,470 --> 00:40:23,010
Oh God. Oh yes.

169
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Can I stick on your dick?

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Shake that ass.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, yeah.

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00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:19,950
Oh, yes.

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00:44:21,070 --> 00:44:22,150
Oh, yes.

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00:44:23,350 --> 00:44:25,450
That felt really good.

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Fuck yeah, it did.

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Really damn good. That just might have
been the bliss we were promised.

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But it's too soon to tell if it's
infinite bliss.

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I guess we'll find out tomorrow if we
still feel bliss.

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But wait.

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Since we don't know kanji, we can't read
the instructions.

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We don't know if we only need to do this
once.

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00:44:46,490 --> 00:44:50,430
Yeah, maybe we need to do it multiple
times before we really know.

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Ugh.